Eccentric boffin converts garage to accommodate car
Toby Sanders of Bedford will today receive an innovation award for the imaginative way in which he has converted his garage to accommodate his car, an achievement described by Bedford’s mayor as ‘an...
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Private jet tax ‘last straw’ for Thunderbirds
International Rescue, forced to curtail its activities in recent years because of rocketing fuel prices, says Chancellor George Osborne’s proposed private jet tax is one regulatory burden too far and...
View ArticlePistorius ‘held in contempt’ for rubbish Parker impressions
In a dramatic legal twist today the trial of Oscar Pistorius was halted after the whole proceedings were judged to be ‘frankly taking the piss’. The case was halted after Pistorius rather over-did the...
View ArticleTighter borders mean Thunderbirds ‘aren’t go’
The recently announced tightening of British border control has had an unexpected side-effect. International Rescue has revealed that it is finding it increasingly difficult to carry out rescue...
View Article‘Enmity International’ – to the rescue!
In the wake of individual hostility, opposition and conflict towards political and economic refugees the EU has proposed the setting up of a new inter-governmental agency to properly focus on human...
View ArticleElon Musk denies Falcon Heavy Rocket concept based on Thunderbirds
US entrepreneur Elon Musk has rejected claims that the design of his Falcon Heavy Rocket was inspired by 1960s television series Thunderbirds. The statement follows criticism that the footage of two...
View ArticleKier Starmer to star as Lady Penelope in new Thunderbirds movie
Only months after assuming leadership of the Labour Party, Sir Kier Starmer is to stand down to spend more time with his family on Tracy Island. His agent has confirmed he is in talks with...
View ArticleBritain stands down to Thunderbird alert level 3
The UKs Thunderbird threat level has been reduced from four to three. Puppets are now allowed to fly high powered rockets, and visit hairdressers. It is predicted that in a few weeks they will be...
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